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Occasionally I've used avatars featuring female characters (in the past I've used Melissa Raccoon, and currently I'm using one of the Secret of NIMH's Mrs. Brisby-both happen to be two of my favorite animated female characters). Stupid thought here, but I can't help but wonder if using avatars of female characters will make people coming across my profile think I *AM* female? :D Like I said, pretty dumb thing to think about, but I've seen stuff like that happen before...
So apparently, a conspiracy theorist-themed dating website has opened up on the wide web. I guess this could be good news for the lonely tin-foil hatters of the world...?

Gotta be the weirdest themes for a dating site I've ever heard...
If I had a dollar for every time I've heard someone pronounce library as "liberry", asked as "axed", nuclear as "nucular", and drowned as "drownded"...I would be a very rich man. It's sad how a lot of people around here can't pronounce words properly to save their lives...
"I could crush him like an ant, but it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until... oh, what the hell, I'll just crush him like an ant."

My favorite Mr. Burns quote from the Simpsons :D there's apparently going to be a TETRIS movie in the near future as well as, I kid you not, AN EMOJI MOVIE. Good God, Hollywood will turn anything successful and popular into a movie these days, won't they? What's next? The Solitaire movie? The Minesweeper movie?

Those who say Hollywood is all but out of original ideas may very well be onto something...
Alright, I wasn't exactly intending on posting a new journal the day after my birthday...but today I ended up getting a late birthday gift from my parents that came as such a surprise, I felt I needed to tell you all about it! :D

As you might know from some pictures and other information I've given out, we have 3 dogs. One Olde English Bulldogge, a Scottish Terrier, and a big, (admittedly) intimidating American Bulldog. For quite a while, though, I've wanted to have a new dog in the household. I guess I kinda got used to having four dogs over the years (since we had four for many years)...but I seem to have taken quite a shine to bulldogs, and I've off-and-on mentioned to them that I would like to have another one. They would sometimes play jokes on me by buying toy plush bulldogs for the holidays :D

Well, last night, my father was looking up dogs online (as he so often does-let's just say it's quite a hobby of his)...and he found some Olde English Bulldogges for sale in a town about 30 miles from where I live. He showed me a picture of a puppy that looked a lot like our own OEB...but I didn't really think anything of it.

Later, while I was at my job at the local country club earlier today, my father called me to say he and my mother were going out to town to eat. So imagine my surprise when they came home a little while after I arrived home myself and my father told me to go out to the car to help my mother. And imagine the shock when I saw what she had in her lap...!

Yes, that's right. My parents bought a new bulldog puppy for my birthday. Another OEB, 12 weeks old and has already had some of her shots. She cost $800, quite a bit more than any of our other dogs cost, but I think she will be more than worth that money :) As I said, she looks quite similar to our other bulldog-brindle, with tiger stripes on the back. Three big differences between them are A. She has a longer stubby tail B. She has a brown ear and C. She doesn't have a blue eye. She is a cute little thing, let me say! :aww:

We've already given her a name, Sandy. Our other bulldog seems to already have taken quite a liking to her, practically shadowing her everywhere she wanders! (Our Scottie seems quite a bit less enthusiastic...) Of course, it will take a little while to get her house-trained (though buying her when she's 3 months old and had a bit more time to possibly get a bit of training with her original owners), but I think Sandy will do just fine once she learns. I just hope she isn't as much of a chewer as our other bulldog was :D

Well, this was certainly quite a surprise-needless to say, I'm still kind of shocked they actually bought a new bulldog! But quite a welcome one :)
  • Listening to: Clear Blue Sky-You Mystify (1970)
  • Reading: "Behold...the INTERNET!"
  • Watching: Your Mind
  • Playing: ...Something
  • Eating: Caviar & Meths
  • Drinking: Some kind of liquid substance...


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Bryan E.
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
A few little random factoids about me:
Birthday: April 1, 1992 (I really AM an April Fool's Day joke!)
Birthplace: Oakland Naval Hospital, Oakland, CA (I just looked it up and it no longer exists. Huh.)
Hometown: Visalia, CA
Current residence: Somewhereland, SC (will not reveal real town name)
Where would I ideally like to live: Somewhere in Virginia (I've been through there before. Some really beautiful country there! What can I say, I'm a fool for the country (sorry Foghat))

I am a mysterious enigma of the Internet...

I am a strange human being indeed. My three main interests are cartoons, classic rock, and motorsports. I told you I was weird.

I'm a semi-accomplished writer. Still trying to work on getting better...

Just one note: Although I appreciate positive feedback on my stories, please, do not request me to write anything for you. Due to my past experience with requests, I do NOT accept them under any circumstances. I MAY take ideas and suggestions to be used WITHIN stories, but if you request me to write a specific story for you, I will say no, no matter how nicely you ask me to do it for you. Really, I feel more comfortable writing what I want to write over what other people might want me to write. I am also willing to accept constructive criticism of my stories, but any and all flames of my stories will be removed. I really do not wish to read those.

Also I'm named after...Bryan Adams. I feel ashamed...

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David31 Featured By Owner May 1, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks again for the fav. ;)
David31 Featured By Owner May 4, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks again. :)
David31 Featured By Owner May 12, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the fav. :)
David31 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the fav. :)
Khamil2003 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2016
happy b day :) (Smile) 
YRT9401 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2016
Happy birthday!

I made this pic for you:…
AisFoxHusky Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday my friend :heart: :hug:
rkerekes13 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2016
Happy Birthday! :party:
andyp08101996 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Birthday!!! Here's a llama. Party
David31 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Happy Birthday. :party:
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